That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

your girl friend call another guy

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

You blink when the picture's taken

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends