That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

You blink when the picture's taken

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

you cannot spell awkward and do not know the difference between your and you're.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"