That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look