That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

you end the phone conversation with your friend with love you

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

Watching the awkward episode where Scooby Doo takes a dump on the kitchen floor and Shaggy beats him mercilessly with an old newspaper...

the guy you like asks out the girl next to you who just happens to be you bestfriend who just happens to know you like him and says yes despite you stsnding right there...

you take a nap & wake up the next day

your science teacher points out that your fly is open during a fire drill in front of the whole school. then someone tells you its been open all day.

in a hot argument when you realise you are wrong

you try to end a conversation with your mom and they reply ''that's what she said

you wipe your @ss and your finger rips through the toilet paper........and you still smell your finger.

Chris Brown sees a hot girl and says "Id hit that"

your talking on your cell phone telling one of your peeps a good story and the phone rings. You had no idea your friend was gone....you were talking to "yourself" for 5 minutes :(

your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand

a stranger asks to borrow your cell to make a quick call. No good reason to say NO, but in your head you're thinking of every excuse in the book. "Sorry, I work for the FBI and cant allow any unauthorized person to use my pho

your sisters new boyfriend is sitting on the porch and doesn't realize my WHOLE family was watching him when he wiped his booger on the front porch!

That awkward moment at a chinese restaraunt when the kitchen door swings back and forth and you catch the chef chasing a cat thru the kitchen with an axe. #Sweet&SourPork

Bin Laden realizes he's Hitler's b*tch now.