That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

Adele finds someone like you

you're reading awkward moments and a stalker says, yea that happens to you a lot..

some weirder than you is dating and your still single. then you walk past and threre making out

someone near you has really bad BO and you think its yourself that smells

somebody deletes your comment.

wakin up next to ur best frend the morning after you both got pissed drunk and made out the nyt before...

you hit the brakes while your girl is putting on lipstick and then acted like you didn't notice anything had happened ;)

the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

you try to end a conversation with your mom and they reply ''that's what she said

you wipe your @ss and your finger rips through the toilet paper........and you still smell your finger.

Chris Brown sees a hot girl and says "Id hit that"

your talking on your cell phone telling one of your peeps a good story and the phone rings. You had no idea your friend was gone....you were talking to "yourself" for 5 minutes :(

your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand

a stranger asks to borrow your cell to make a quick call. No good reason to say NO, but in your head you're thinking of every excuse in the book. "Sorry, I work for the FBI and cant allow any unauthorized person to use my pho

your sisters new boyfriend is sitting on the porch and doesn't realize my WHOLE family was watching him when he wiped his booger on the front porch!

That awkward moment at a chinese restaraunt when the kitchen door swings back and forth and you catch the chef chasing a cat thru the kitchen with an axe. #Sweet&SourPork

Bin Laden realizes he's Hitler's b*tch now.