That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you're reading awkward moments and a stalker says, yea that happens to you a lot..

you take a nap & wake up the next day

you hit the brakes while your girl is putting on lipstick and then acted like you didn't notice anything had happened ;)

wakin up next to ur best frend the morning after you both got pissed drunk and made out the nyt before...

you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

you end the phone conversation with your friend with love you

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

the guy who just finished blowing you gets up and tries to kiss you.

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

you try to end a conversation with your mom and they reply ''that's what she said

you wipe your @ss and your finger rips through the toilet paper........and you still smell your finger.

Chris Brown sees a hot girl and says "Id hit that"

your talking on your cell phone telling one of your peeps a good story and the phone rings. You had no idea your friend was gone....you were talking to "yourself" for 5 minutes :(

your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand

a stranger asks to borrow your cell to make a quick call. No good reason to say NO, but in your head you're thinking of every excuse in the book. "Sorry, I work for the FBI and cant allow any unauthorized person to use my pho

your sisters new boyfriend is sitting on the porch and doesn't realize my WHOLE family was watching him when he wiped his booger on the front porch!

That awkward moment at a chinese restaraunt when the kitchen door swings back and forth and you catch the chef chasing a cat thru the kitchen with an axe. #Sweet&SourPork

Bin Laden realizes he's Hitler's b*tch now.