That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you get excited cuz the lights went out and then they immediately go on again....

you have to be with someone you don't like

you see a celebrity getting arrested and ashton kutcher just happens to be there watching

when you ask someone what idk stsnds for and they reply “i don't know” and you get mad at them cause they dont know but then you relize it actually means I dont know LMAO C:

somebody talks to you during a test and you end up getting in trouble!

contradict something they say

a guy walks in to Victoria's Secret

when you order a footlong and they give you a small soda

u find ur bf flirting with a pretty gal

your friend types in on the search bar on youtube "Pink Panther Theme Song: Instrumental Version"

a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you.

you ask a pretty girl if she has anymore gum and she she says "Here take the whole thing"

Ur friend zipper is down and you don't know wether to tell the

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

a girl witted a girly status and you're the only guy that leave a comment that should only be commented by girls

You Just Get in the Door and Your neighbour calls you.

you enter middle school an dont know where to go

Republicans complain that African-Americans receive more foodstamp benefits than white people. Black people who receive benefits: 22% White people: 34% Lol. Whoops.

When someone contradict something they say

you stare at your 10 yr olds empty bed and think..."Maybe that "I'm running away" speech wasn't an April Fool's joke....