That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

You know The awkward moment when your phone rings at a funeral....... And the ringtone is "I will survive"

you get shut down by a girl AND her ugly friend...

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

you lean in to kiss someone sexy and end up bumping your head on the mirror.

you forget how the lie goes..

Bella has her period and Edward uses her tampons as tea bags.

you find out that Titanic (movie) was filmed in a plastic pool, and your whole life is an illusion..

Dr.Suess ask you if his Hat can meet your Cat awkward!!!

you say bye to someone then go sit next to eacother or walk in the same direction...

someone sees you in real life but you look nothing like your profile picture!

you stare your window cleaner in the face and realize you're half naked :-s

Robert Green asks you to play catch with him!!!

you wish someone Happy Birthday on Facebook, only to realize you posted someone else's name on their wall... Darn those Facebook birthday notifications!

you are at a funeral and your phone rings.. you ring tone is "I will survive".

a zombie is looking for brains and walks straight past you.

The awkward moment of spelling awkward as akward!

you realize that your zipper has been down all morning and you put your dirty underwear on backwards,lmao!

a religious man hands you a flyer and tells you "God loves you" and you reply with "That's not what my friend Lucifer told me!"

someones comment gets more likes then your actual status.

hates that awkward moment when you think you can do a quick pick because it's a dry booger and it turns out to be a gooey one!!