That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

you laugh at a Chuck Norris joke 8(

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

That moment of excitement when you think your pay check is alot and then you open it and then that awkward moment because you weren't even close. #Lol

awkward moment...When you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out..

That Awkward Moment a girl accuses you of being her 1 yr old child father and you had a Vasectomy for 3 yrs

you are tagged in a sonogram photo on Maury Povich's Facebook page!!

you use the bathroom at a restaurant and another person walks into the stall next to thinking they're all alone, so they comment on how their vigina looks like a crime scene...

awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours