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your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

you cannot spell awkward and do not know the difference between your and you're.

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

your dad starts sending you emoticons

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

That awkward moment, when at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

a fat kid says that's how I roll