That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

your girl friend call another guy

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

You blink when the picture's taken

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"