That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

your girl friend call another guy

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

You blink when the picture's taken

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.