That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

You blink when the picture's taken

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...