That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

your girl friend call another guy

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents