That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the you see your mom on red tube

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

that awkward look your blind date gets when you accidentally fart and you immediately say without blinking "Look...I'm trying to be serious here".

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

you walk out of your room only to see your sister in panties and a bra dancing around her room through the open door!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you realize you dont like anybody on your friends list.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"