That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you say "whip your hair" to someone only to find their bold

.. you touch something and it turns to skittles

You ask a women when the baby is due but there not pregnant...there just fat.

you yell "hey slut" & 15 girls turn around.

you're girlfriends brother, who lives in Canada, decides to hate you for no reason.

I'm at that awkward stage where I have the wardrobe of a skateboarder and the hairline of someone who yells at skateboarders.

everyone around you is crying and your eye. itches

you and your secret crush who has a gf are sitting together and someone comes up and ask if yall go out.. blush

Cee-Lo Green sees you driving around town with the girl he loves.

when ur about to have sex then ur mum walks ìn'lol x

That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made any sandwiches.

you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

Your standing in a crowded place with an itch right up your ass!

U pee in a pool full of people and it starts turning blue....

You are the type of person that Giggles When You are Nervous......and you are at a Funeral

you check the price tag and sadly walk away.

your girlfriend changes her relationship status to 'it's complicated' even though you thought things were going swimingly.

the world is ending and chris brown and justin bieber wont be next to you

you throw a party and tell everyone its going to be the best party you've ever been to and then the people show up and theres country music and a stupid clown with a broken neck -.-

you post a funny status but the statuses right before and after yours are much funnier and get more likes.