That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you say "whip your hair" to someone only to find their bold

.. you touch something and it turns to skittles

You ask a women when the baby is due but there not pregnant...there just fat.

you yell "hey slut" & 15 girls turn around.

I'm at that awkward stage where I have the wardrobe of a skateboarder and the hairline of someone who yells at skateboarders.

everyone around you is crying and your eye. itches

you and your secret crush who has a gf are sitting together and someone comes up and ask if yall go out.. blush

Cee-Lo Green sees you driving around town with the girl he loves.

you're girlfriends brother, who lives in Canada, decides to hate you for no reason.

You are the type of person that Giggles When You are Nervous......and you are at a Funeral

you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

when ur about to have sex then ur mum walks ìn'lol x

That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made any sandwiches.

U pee in a pool full of people and it starts turning blue....

Your standing in a crowded place with an itch right up your ass!

your walking down a hill and all of a sudden the person next you BUST'S ASS,

you wake up on 22 December 2012 and realise you have 5 years of baked beans supply and no cash...

you post a status on Facebook and no one likes it 2 days later. You delete the post!

a text message comes back to haunt you!!!:/

justin beiber's pants fall down in a concert