That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my mother-in-law died.

you've been sitting on the pot looking at your phone too long, and your butt falls asleep and you can't stand up.

your staring into a car with tinted windows... Only to see people staring right back at you..

The guy you have been dating for 2 months texts you the word "ho" instead of "hi"....

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

your hanging out in the frozen food section and the only girls that are participating in the "National No Bra Day" are 500lb ghetto hoes..

That very awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active… in front of your wife..whom you last slept with two months ago.

the you get in the van and the old man doesn't have any candy.....

The awkward moment in a public rest room when you finish using the handicap stall and a handicapped person is waiting on you!

That awkward moment at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

u have long eye contact with someone whos really attractive, only cause its too hard to walk away from the mirror.

you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt

The awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours

the an emo orders a happy meal at McDonalds

the person in the cubicle next door farts instead of pooping and you strain yourself trying not to burst out laughing

you run into an EX that you have purposely avoided and broke up with on Facebook.

you see someone you don't wanna see, soo you act like your texting and you trip while walking :( they now completly notice you...

you have to ride in a car with people you barely know.