That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

she catches you trying to take a picture of her, and you have to pretend to be texting someone...

you see a vegetarian eating an animal cracker.

you meet a car on the street the same make, model, and color as yours...

you want to buy something, check the price and sadly, leave it there.

I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died.

That awkward moment when your ex-wife is still friends with your family on facebook, and she puts up a post about how amazing her new husband is.

you realize no one liked you're status 8 hours later

your phone rings at a funeral....... And the ringtone is "I will survive"

That awkward moment wen 2 people talk to you at d same time n you dnt know who to listen to

That awkward moment you go to say hi to someone and you realize they removed you as a friend

your parents caught you watching porn.

santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.

you aare about to bump into someone so you both go the other way and end up goin da same way for like 2 miinutes

your staring into a car with tinted windows... Only to see people staring right back at you..

The guy you have been dating for 2 months texts you the word "ho" instead of "hi"....

You make eye contact with a complete stranger and look away like you werent looking...

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

your hanging out in the frozen food section and the only girls that are participating in the "National No Bra Day" are 500lb ghetto hoes..

you've been sitting on the pot looking at your phone too long, and your butt falls asleep and you can't stand up.

u open up a present and it's a bottle of penls enlargement pills =,(