That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

someone isn’t txting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…

you realize that your zipper has been down all morning and you think back to all the people you have had contact with since then.

the guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.

in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.

You're visiting someone else house and you got to take a crap and the bathroom is next to the living room

someone calls your name and you answer, but they're not talking to you.

someone asks you whats wrong and they are the problem

you make eye contact with your cat while he's in the cat box taking a dump

you wave to someone from far away and someone else you don't know waves back.

That very awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active… in front of your wife..whom you last slept with two months ago.

Casey Anthony shows up for christmas dinner

your names is also Casey Anthony and you sign onto your facebook only to see that everyone wants youto burn in hell...

Nancy Gracy heard the "Not Guilty" verdict in the Casey Anthony trial.

someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low.

you realize you used the status bar instead of the search bar!

you realize this promised den of iniquity is actually a basement studio that hasnt been cleaned in 4 months....

you and your girlfriend are both looking at your facebook, And the one night stand from last night sends you a friend request......

you're leaving church and you realise your zipper has been down for the entire service

Actually, OK looks like Hangman. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand