That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you are the at the club and the white girl dances better than the black girl..

you are late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.

you realize your zipper is undone.

you realize that a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

you aren't your best friend's best friend.

you are at a red light and you look at the person next to you and they're already looking at you

you go to give someone a hi-five and as they blink they pass you up and leave you hi and dry...put your arm down : (

you chase someone down the street, tap them on the shoulder only to realize its not who you thought it was

the person in the cubicle next door farts instead of pooping and you strain yourself trying not to burst out laughing

two pedophiles, both pretending to be kids arrange a meeting over Facebook and then meet up

you are in the grocery store and someone is standing in front of the item you need, so you pretend to look at something else until they move.

you wave at someone who was waving at the person behind you.

you give a mint to a person with a horrible bad breath....they take it, then put it in their pocket!

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

The you find the red dice meat in your Pork Fried Rice is Really #CAT

The halfway through telling a story you realize it is pointless.

you go on a blind date and the date turns out to be your ex

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

you're talking to your boyfriend on Facebook chat, and you've realized that you've mispelled a word

everybody is speaking a different language around you