That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

That awkward mo... when you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are.

a sucide bomber finds out there are no virgins

Republicans complain that African-Americans receive more foodstamp benefits than white people. Black people who receive benefits: 22% White people: 34% Lol. Whoops.

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body........

you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

When.. you take ur gf to a park n you see ur ex n her bf..

When ua scolded by ua mom.. N right aftr that you go out n see people smiling at u..

you realize you can already tell which of your friends are going to grow up to be crazy cat ladies.

there's an earthquake in Harlem

you realize you are still talking and your friend already walked away

the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

you realize that awkward moment is a whole thing and not even awkward but annoying.

John Roberts says there's no racism in America and Paula Deen's cookbook sales pick up after using the N-word.

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

your kids find their drawings in the garbage...

that awkward moment one is playing scrabble with his parents, the word "ex" and "pen" are on the table and you have 2 s's and an i!

U pee in a pool full of people and it starts turning blue....

You are making faces in the mirror and you catch the guy you are crushing on staring at you.

Nothing is worse than the awkward silence after I say Hi-lo to a pretty girl...