That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

there’s a hair in your mouth and you can’t find it so you’re just grabbing your tongue, in public.

someone sees you in real life but you look nothing like your profile picture!

you're reading awkward moments and a stalker says, yea that happens to you a lot..

someone tells you your zipper is open.

your late and everybody's staring at you. "DAFUQ? I'm not a murderer!"

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

.. your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2 streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

Hitler looks at his gas bill.

a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.

You see someone you know and you both make eye contact then don't say anything to each other.

girls are wearing more makeup than clothes..

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

I don\`t miss anyone from the past... not even me

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

your the only Texas Longhorn fan in Cotton Bowl Stadium after half-time.

your hanging out in the frozen food section and the only girls that are participating in the "National No Bra Day" are 500lb ghetto hoes..

you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.

you are imprisoned in the corner of the shower because the water is too col. Even awkwarder when you have to call your mom to turn the hot water on.

you walk out of the house with no pants on