That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you stare at your 10 yr olds empty bed and think..."Maybe that "I'm running away" speech wasn't an April Fool's joke....

a teacher catches you asking your friend for time left...

You're watching porn and you're mom is the one delivering the pizza

you text the person you are trying to avoid because the text you last not the person you are trying to talk to .

You realize you have beeOh gosh! ur hands up in excitement and end up hitting ur male teacher in his chest.

u realize ur kindof a big deal

fairy tale religion is exposed for what it truly is

" Hi ".......awkward moment...awkward moment...

in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.

the dog walks in on you having sex...with the cat.

The awkward moment someone tells you of an awkward moment that you can't remember!!..... It's like a dream within a dream with ladders in it!

our penis gets so big that nobody finds it funny anymore...

you get when you sit down to eat your breakfast, put down your glass of milk, and look to your right at the fruit bowl only to realize your plum out of pineapples.

you see a notification update on your latest status you felt was funny, you click on it to see who they are, and what looks like 6 names, turns out to be one persons really long name...#StatusFail!!!

Someone is so up in your business they show up on your MRI.

You call Will.I.Am William...

Your in the store and the person in front of you is walking slow so you have to slow down and wait until they move but they never do....

someone is wearing two different sock.(on purpose)

I'm not sure which is worse, the pain of biting my tongue or the awkwardness of trying to get the bandage to stick.

You try to close the fridge gently to see when exactly the light goes off.