That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

When someone contradict something they say

You're watching porn and you're mom is the one delivering the pizza

a teacher catches you asking your friend for time left...

you text the person you are trying to avoid because the text you last not the person you are trying to talk to .

You realize you have beeOh gosh! ur hands up in excitement and end up hitting ur male teacher in his chest.

" Hi ".......awkward moment...awkward moment...

u realize ur kindof a big deal

fairy tale religion is exposed for what it truly is

in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.

the dog walks in on you having sex...with the cat.

The awkward moment someone tells you of an awkward moment that you can't remember!!..... It's like a dream within a dream with ladders in it!

our penis gets so big that nobody finds it funny anymore...

you get when you sit down to eat your breakfast, put down your glass of milk, and look to your right at the fruit bowl only to realize your plum out of pineapples.

you see a notification update on your latest status you felt was funny, you click on it to see who they are, and what looks like 6 names, turns out to be one persons really long name...#StatusFail!!!

ur in church and you fart, all that goes through ur mind is=f*** what do I do!!f***

your driving past a car and you realize that the car beside you had just flashed you

Thatr awkward moment when your visiting a foreign country and your Presidential Limo breaks down and gets towed away

you are imprisoned in the corner of the shower because the water is too col. Even awkwarder when you have to call your mom to turn the hot water on.

You call Will.I.Am William...

I had a very awkward moment in the checkout line today. I grazed a lady's boob... It was embarrassing for both of us and the two people between us too.