That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your the only Texas Longhorn fan in Cotton Bowl Stadium after half-time.

a teacher catches you asking your friend for time left...

You're watching porn and you're mom is the one delivering the pizza

you text the person you are trying to avoid because the text you last not the person you are trying to talk to .

You realize you have beeOh gosh! ur hands up in excitement and end up hitting ur male teacher in his chest.

u realize ur kindof a big deal

fairy tale religion is exposed for what it truly is

" Hi ".......awkward moment...awkward moment...

in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.

the dog walks in on you having sex...with the cat.

The awkward moment someone tells you of an awkward moment that you can't remember!!..... It's like a dream within a dream with ladders in it!

our penis gets so big that nobody finds it funny anymore...

you get when you sit down to eat your breakfast, put down your glass of milk, and look to your right at the fruit bowl only to realize your plum out of pineapples.

you see a notification update on your latest status you felt was funny, you click on it to see who they are, and what looks like 6 names, turns out to be one persons really long name...#StatusFail!!!

you realize that awkward moment is a whole thing and not even awkward but annoying.

That awkward age when you realize that most of the pornstars are actually younger than you now. Well Fuck!

you comment on someone's picture that you love Ugly Christmas Sweater Parties and it wasn't an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party.

someone posts I haven't showered since last year on January 3rd

You buy school supplies and realize your friend bought the exact same thing

When.. you take ur gf to a park n you see ur ex n her bf..