That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

John Roberts says there's no racism in America and Paula Deen's cookbook sales pick up after using the N-word.

From now on, whenever I'm in awkward moment, I'll just yell out Omaha, Omaha

your names is also Casey Anthony and you sign onto your facebook only to see that everyone wants youto burn in hell...

yourboyfriend spells your name wrong after 4 months

there's an earthquake in Harlem

you type ur ex's name on ur status bar when you really meant to type it on search

you realize you've been mispronouncing a word yo whole life

you caught your father masturbating

i saw john cena tugging on eve's wee!

your friend shows you his favorite music when it all stinks.

you're in Victoria's Secret, and they ask you to put your pants back on.

People think you're weird because you like Steve Urkel.... the goofy Steve Urkel....

you cry when being cained... but tears dont come

You take the blue pill and the movies over...

You're having a bad day and someone asks "What's you name?" and say "Does it matter?!" and it turns out to be your crush...

someone in anatomy class just randomly blurts out "Weenis!"

u find ur bf flirting with a pretty gal

You are staring into space when someone walks right in front of you

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

you get excited cuz the lights went out and then they immediately go on again....