That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

someone in anatomy class just randomly blurts out "Weenis!"

You meet some Emo scissors, or a gay boy dog that's all alone

Barista: That awkward moment when the KKK is in line at Starbucks!

I don\`t miss anyone from the past... not even me

I'm not sure which is worse, the pain of biting my tongue or the awkwardness of trying to get the bandage to stick.

the movie title is said in the movie.. .

a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.

when your mom tells you "i almost had an abortion with you"

John Roberts says there's no racism in America and Paula Deen's cookbook sales pick up after using the N-word.

yourboyfriend spells your name wrong after 4 months

From now on, whenever I'm in awkward moment, I'll just yell out Omaha, Omaha

your names is also Casey Anthony and you sign onto your facebook only to see that everyone wants youto burn in hell...

there's an earthquake in Harlem

you type ur ex's name on ur status bar when you really meant to type it on search

you caught your father masturbating

you realize you've been mispronouncing a word yo whole life

your friend types in on the search bar on youtube "Pink Panther Theme Song: Instrumental Version"

a Zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you.

you ask a pretty girl if she has anymore gum and she she says "Here take the whole thing"

you see a celebrity getting arrested and ashton kutcher just happens to be there watching