That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

i saw john cena tugging on eve's wee!

I'm not sure which is worse, the pain of biting my tongue or the awkwardness of trying to get the bandage to stick.

your names is also Casey Anthony and you sign onto your facebook only to see that everyone wants youto burn in hell...

You take the blue pill and the movies over...

John Roberts says there's no racism in America and Paula Deen's cookbook sales pick up after using the N-word.

I don\`t miss anyone from the past... not even me

From now on, whenever I'm in awkward moment, I'll just yell out Omaha, Omaha

there's an earthquake in Harlem

a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.

the movie title is said in the movie.. .

you caught your father masturbating

yourboyfriend spells your name wrong after 4 months

someone in anatomy class just randomly blurts out "Weenis!"

You meet some Emo scissors, or a gay boy dog that's all alone

you type ur ex's name on ur status bar when you really meant to type it on search

you realize you've been mispronouncing a word yo whole life

contradict something they say

somebody talks to you during a test and you end up getting in trouble!

you have to be with someone you don't like

u find ur bf flirting with a pretty gal