That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

someone in anatomy class just randomly blurts out "Weenis!"

Barista: That awkward moment when the KKK is in line at Starbucks!

You meet some Emo scissors, or a gay boy dog that's all alone

the movie title is said in the movie.. .

a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight.

I'm not sure which is worse, the pain of biting my tongue or the awkwardness of trying to get the bandage to stick.

yourboyfriend spells your name wrong after 4 months

when your mom tells you "i almost had an abortion with you"

John Roberts says there's no racism in America and Paula Deen's cookbook sales pick up after using the N-word.

you type ur ex's name on ur status bar when you really meant to type it on search

From now on, whenever I'm in awkward moment, I'll just yell out Omaha, Omaha

there's an earthquake in Harlem

your names is also Casey Anthony and you sign onto your facebook only to see that everyone wants youto burn in hell...

you realize you've been mispronouncing a word yo whole life

you caught your father masturbating

i saw john cena tugging on eve's wee!

Ur friend zipper is down and you don't know wether to tell the

when you ask someone what idk stsnds for and they reply “i don't know” and you get mad at them cause they dont know but then you relize it actually means I dont know LMAO C:

you see a celebrity getting arrested and ashton kutcher just happens to be there watching

a girl witted a girly status and you're the only guy that leave a comment that should only be commented by girls