That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

People think you're weird because you like Steve Urkel.... the goofy Steve Urkel....

you cry when being cained... but tears dont come

You're having a bad day and someone asks "What's you name?" and say "Does it matter?!" and it turns out to be your crush...

someone in anatomy class just randomly blurts out "Weenis!"

You meet some Emo scissors, or a gay boy dog that's all alone

i saw john cena tugging on eve's wee!

Barista: That awkward moment when the KKK is in line at Starbucks!

your friend shows you his favorite music when it all stinks.

I'm not sure which is worse, the pain of biting my tongue or the awkwardness of trying to get the bandage to stick.

when your mom tells you "i almost had an abortion with you"

You take the blue pill and the movies over...

John Roberts says there's no racism in America and Paula Deen's cookbook sales pick up after using the N-word.

your names is also Casey Anthony and you sign onto your facebook only to see that everyone wants youto burn in hell...

I don\`t miss anyone from the past... not even me

From now on, whenever I'm in awkward moment, I'll just yell out Omaha, Omaha

there's an earthquake in Harlem

You are staring into space when someone walks right in front of you

Ur friend zipper is down and you don't know wether to tell the

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

you pull the door when it says pull