That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

a religious man hands you a flyer and tells you "God loves you" and you reply with "That's not what my friend Lucifer told me!"

that awkward and painful moment when your girlfriend is giving you a BJ and one of your pubes gets caught in her Wedding ring as she pulls away!

When you really think you won when you really lost

Black Ops 2 comes out a week after Halo 4. RIP COD. :D

the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod.

you realize that a lesbi@n gets better dates than you.

At that awkward part of the day. In between "Oh my God, I'm never drinking again" and noon.

your kids go Easter egg hunting in the hood and they find someone's bundle.

Some one is waving at some one behind you and you think there waving at you so you wave back

That awkward moment you find out you have crabs and are allergic to shellfish

you're like "WHO THE FKUCK TOOK MY...wait nvm here it is."

you walk into employee bathroom and temperature increases by 15 degrees and you pull a hammy trying to escape before you fall out from the biohazard...

someones comment gets more likes then your actual status.

hates that awkward moment when you think you can do a quick pick because it's a dry booger and it turns out to be a gooey one!!

You are making faces in the mirror and you catch the guy you are crushing on staring at you.

when someones annoys you

a colleague shows up to work on Monday morning with a blackeye and the first thing you say is "Good Morning, Look like you had an eye-opening experience this weekend"

that extremly awkward moment when you go to hug someone very sexy but hit a mirror instead

the awkward when you already read "moment" in your head

your mom starts talking about your long lost family.