That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

your girl friend call another guy

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

You blink when the picture's taken

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you're talking to the person you're dating on Facebook chat and you've realized that you've made a typo after hitting the ''enter'' button.

That moment of excitement when you think your pay check is alot and then you open it and then that awkward moment because you weren't even close. #Lol

awkward moment...When you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out..

That Awkward Moment a girl accuses you of being her 1 yr old child father and you had a Vasectomy for 3 yrs