That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

you forgot your date's name and a friend asks you to introduce her...

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

You blink when the picture's taken

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

your p issing at someone's house and your p iss comes out in 2the streams: one in the toilet and one on the seat...

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

You Wake Up Before Your Friend At Their House And Have No Idea What To Do To Pass Time Until They Wake Up.

the family picture is taken and your whole head is cut off

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

your dad starts sending you emoticons

someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash