That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

your girl friend call another guy

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

You blink when the picture's taken

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.