That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your girl friend call another guy

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

You blink when the picture's taken

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

you say "That awkward moment" when it really isn't an awkward moment.

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.