That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

your wife gives birth to an African American baby, and you realize you must be part African American.

you get caught beating off at work by your boss and a really hot girl you have been trying to impress

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

Awkward Moment: When your neighbors mortgage lender calls you and asks you to pass message to them to call their office.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

your friend gives you a bottle of water and the cap is already opened but the water is full

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

you cannot spell awkward and do not know the difference between your and you're.

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.