That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

Never let em see you sweat. But if you suspect they notice you're sweating tell them how sexy they'll look naked on your bed. Then they'll start sweating over the awkwardness, and then you'll be even.

You cheer and gloat to those around you about all you FB notifications only to realize someone else forgot to log out of there account.

That awkward moment after the break up when your driving and the only radio stations you are left with are talk radio and Mexican polka.

I've reached that awkward time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."

you're having an argument with your self and you lose.

your girl friend call another guy

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

Sometimes I'll make an awkward comment just to break the awkward silence.

\"Want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights\" ... Shut up you slut go buy a coat..

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

you think you are lookin at a chiks fine ass and it turns out to be a dude wtf

the cops give you a cavity search in the street.

you go to hug your boyfriend, only to realize that its his twin brother instead.

Rocket scientists can't calculate where a sattelite will crash

you can see your work colleagues nipples and you don't know if you should tell her or just look

Awkward moment #13: When you go to give someone a fist pound aka pound the potato, and they put their hand out to shake hands, in which you switch to shake hands at the same time they go to pound the potato. Repeat this 3 times.

when you go on an adult website and see a picture of your mother

You blink when the picture's taken

awkward moment is when you mad and you go cursing someone out and you end up spitting on them!