That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

the very awkward moment when you slickly smack your booty call's ass at work and feel a pad..

you let a fart and your blind date walks in.

your mimeing a song and everyone thinks its you then the power goes out........

the you see your mom on red tube

your are staring and your friends girlfriends boobs in the club without realizing you are because your trying to listen to what he is saying.

The world doesn't end in 2012, I have a can of corned beef that will expire by 2014

someone asks Sirius Black if he's serious

The awkward situation when your co-workers breath smells like they swallowed their dirty gym socks...

An Emo Goes To McDonalds And Orders A Happy Meal

a teacher catches you texting.

you write 11/11/11 in the wrong order.

a fat kid says that's how I roll

"He without sin" visits "He who lives in a glass house"

“The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can’t make the noise again to prove you didn’t fart”

you find that the girl you're stalking is stalking you

That awkward moment, when at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

you're at someones house and your friend and their parents are fighting

You see your friend in public but say nothing because you dont want to talk to their parents

your toys make 3 movies behind your back. - Andy.

u think you found a tick on ur neck and you realize ur tugging on a skin tag