That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

the guy who just finished blowing you gets up and tries to kiss you.

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

Watching the awkward episode where Scooby Doo takes a dump on the kitchen floor and Shaggy beats him mercilessly with an old newspaper...

Adele finds someone like you

in a hot argument when you realise you are wrong

some weirder than you is dating and your still single. then you walk past and threre making out

someone near you has really bad BO and you think its yourself that smells

somebody deletes your comment.

the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

you say "that awkward moment" and it really wasn't that awkward a moment.

your science teacher points out that your fly is open during a fire drill in front of the whole school. then someone tells you its been open all day.

you try to end a conversation with your mom and they reply ''that's what she said

you wipe your @ss and your finger rips through the toilet paper........and you still smell your finger.

Chris Brown sees a hot girl and says "Id hit that"

your talking on your cell phone telling one of your peeps a good story and the phone rings. You had no idea your friend was gone....you were talking to "yourself" for 5 minutes :(

your friends gets in the club and you don't...lol...

a debt collector calls your cell phone and you say ''He's not Here'' then you pretend to take a message for yourself

you wreck yourself when you could of avoided that by checking yourself beforehand

a stranger asks to borrow your cell to make a quick call. No good reason to say NO, but in your head you're thinking of every excuse in the book. "Sorry, I work for the FBI and cant allow any unauthorized person to use my pho