That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

I hate that awkward moment when I forget to turn my swag off at night and wake up covered in b!tches.

the cashier tells the lady infront of me to stay dry...when all she bought was maxi pads.

you like a girl who has been treated like shit by her ex so she is scared to go back into relationships. Asss holeeee.

you get off the freeway and stop next to a homeless guy

a GPS tells a gay person to go straight.

you are facebook stalking someone and they walk up behind you.

you realize that you have wasted 3 minutes of your life reading this garbage

you're watching "Soul Plane" with your kids and tea-bagging is explained...in full detail...

the guy who just finished blowing you gets up and tries to kiss you.

you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

When your wife says let's do it like they do in the movies and when your about to cum you pull out and unload in her face and she screams at you and you realize you don't watch the same kind of movies!!!!

you stare at someone in the Asian supermarket trying to figure out what kind of Asian they are. :)

you end the phone conversation with your friend with love you

...the vehicle you're driving matches the one described in an Amber Alert.

Watching the awkward episode where Scooby Doo takes a dump on the kitchen floor and Shaggy beats him mercilessly with an old newspaper...

your science teacher points out that your fly is open during a fire drill in front of the whole school. then someone tells you its been open all day.

in a hot argument when you realise you are wrong

you take a nap & wake up the next day

you say "that awkward moment" and it really wasn't that awkward a moment.

DJ Khaled loses