That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

you see way too many awkward moments on facebook.

you've been sitting on the pot looking at your phone too long, and your butt falls asleep and you can't stand up.

I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my mother-in-law died.

The guy you have been dating for 2 months texts you the word "ho" instead of "hi"....

your staring into a car with tinted windows... Only to see people staring right back at you..

there’s a hair in your mouth and you can’t find it so you’re just grabbing your tongue, in public.

two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.

Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents...

u open up a present and it's a bottle of penls enlargement pills =,(

your sarcasm isn’t understood in a text.

I remember laying there and waiting for Santa to come.... then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

That very awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active… in front of your wife..whom you last slept with two months ago.

the you get in the van and the old man doesn't have any candy.....

That awkward moment at the grocery store when you have to look at the product after trying a food sample.

The awkward moment in a public rest room when you finish using the handicap stall and a handicapped person is waiting on you!

u have long eye contact with someone whos really attractive, only cause its too hard to walk away from the mirror.

you see someone wearing a skirt that looks like it could be a belt

The awkward moment when the only thumb up is yours

the an emo orders a happy meal at McDonalds

the person in the cubicle next door farts instead of pooping and you strain yourself trying not to burst out laughing