That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

someone else is getting more txts then you ON UR OWN PHONE!!!

you walk out of the house with no pants on

you take a shower in the middle of the day, and you don't know whether to put on regular clothes or pajamas.

a prison inmate changes his relationship status to 'It's Complicated'

ur drinking at a bar, meet a girl, ask the bar tender to make her the girlyest drink they got and hands her the same drink ur drinking...

you are digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body........

you can't think of any awkward moments.

you offer someone food and secretly hope they don't want it.

I type in my password all fast and realize I typed it in the username field

a picture of my dog gets more likes than a picture of my face

you stick your key in to unlock the car door and it doesn't work, only to have someone ask you why you're trying to get into their car.

The dryer eats only one sock

two pedophiles, both pretending to be kids arrange a meeting over Facebook and then meet up

That awkward moment when you reach 500 friends on Facebook only to realize the day after that someone deleted you.

I'm having an awkward moment, so I'm typing this pretending to text.

That awkward moment, when you post a status, that has so much profanity in it, and the only "like" you get is from your grandma.

a ugly person says "man, I really need my beauty sleep" . . . and all you can think is what they really need to do is hibernate . . .

the you're at someone's house and you HATE the food for dinner...

youre really hungry, and you scarf down your food, something tastes funny, and you just realized your food expired months ago

your reading a "Choose your own Adventure" book and decide to go into the cave on page 87....Only to get killed by a naked hobo...