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X A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-03-2012 10:31
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Chadwick
Thursday May 3, 2012 @ 07:59 PM

But when all the breads gone that last piece starts looking pretty good

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