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X Just read an article about an invasive species of shrimp in U.S. waters that are up to 13 inches in length and weigh up to a 1/4 pound............................................... Give me some c0cktail sauce and I will personally do what I can to help.
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←Rate | 05-02-2012 16:31 by Marshall the Great , noads

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