Funny Status Message #98771

X They say diamonds are a girl's best friend but I've never seen a girl talk sh!t about a diamond behind its back.
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# 13767 The diamond company "Debeers" has had some pretty interesting slogans. One year it was "Diamonds, will take her breath away.", last year it was "Diamonds will render her speechless.". I think this year it should be, "Diamonds, that'll shut her up."
# 157365 Dog is man's best friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Therefore, a dog made out of diamonds should be everybody's friend.
# 25802 Diamonds are a girls best friend. They last forever. Dogs are a mans best friend. They age faster than humans and lick their own ass! Any questions??

←Rate | 05-01-2012 20:21 by hihuggiehi , noads

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