Funny Status Message #98517

X says ‎"Give it to me!" she said, "I'm so wet, give it to me right now!" And I replied, “Screw you, it's my umbrella!”
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# 106039 "Give It To Me" She Screamed, "I'm getting Wet, Give It To Me Now".... "Screw Off" I replied "This Is My Umbrella"
# 70433 What you give to a woman is multiplied. Give her sperm, she gives you baby. Give her a house, she gives a home. Give her groceries, she gives you a meal. Give her a smile, she gives you her heart. Give her a little crap, she gives you a ton of sh!t.
# 104852 I'm a Gentleman. I'll always give a woman my umbrella if it's raining outside. Unless she's wearing white of course.

←Rate | 04-29-2012 12:22 by Kisstopher , noads

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