Funny Status Message #98439

X says Life is your audition for heaven or hell.
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# 24143 Sure, I've done bad things in my life. But not "going to hell" bad. More like "Jesus is going to make me his b*tch in heaven" bad.
# 178615 Not sure I'm going to heaven. At this point in my life, the best I can hope for is the low humidity section of hell.
# 168632 Had an audition in NY for the part of Terrorist #3 in the new "24" Movie!! Apparently I absolutely nailed the part. Well .. At least The Air Marshall said it was totally believable while rehearsing my lines in-flight on the way to NY. Missed the Audition

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