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X Hey Britt's..... I'm one of those "Smelly Fuck" Americans and I have a question for you... I found this old looking sword that has "Property of Cornwallis" stamped on the blade somewhere near Yorktown.... Does it belong to one of you guys?
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←Rate | 04-27-2012 01:52 by BigSarge

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Carlos Fandango
Thursday January 16, 2014 @ 07:19 AM

No sir, that would be Scotland.

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