Funny Status Message #98093
X says today I got a raise...so what? Today I also found out I'm to become a dad for the first time! Not the biggest deal! Later I won a paid trip to Hawaii! Yeah ok...Then I argued with the wife and she ended it by saying "you're right"! PARTY AT MY PLACE!
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