Funny Status Message #96020
X says I wear a mouthguard while I sleep. I don't grind my teeth, I just have a lot of enemies.
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- # 202311 One time, a dude messaged me to ask what I was wearing & I had just put in my mouthguard to go to bed… so I said “mouthguard” & he asked for pics. So I sent him a photo of my mouthguard & he blocked me.
- # 156006 People dropout of school and get a job at McDonald's talking bout "on my grind" yeah okay, GRIND me up a Oreo McFlurry with yo dumb ass
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