Funny Status Message #95733

X I would rather cut off fourteen inches of my p@nis than lie to impress a girl.
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←Rate | 04-03-2012 17:35

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Likesbigcox
Tuesday April 3, 2012 @ 06:02 PM

Bummer, that sux

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