Funny Status Message #95645
X says Cop: "Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: "It's water" Cop: "Sir, this is wine" Me: "What? Damn Jesus! He always plays this prank on me!"
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- # 228 thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
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