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X I wish my life was more like a professional wrestler's. I'd walk into work with entrance music, pyrotechnics, and a laser light show.
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←Rate | 04-02-2012 13:29 by Marshall the Great

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Thursday April 5, 2012 @ 07:51 AM

...and eye candy everywhere!

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