Funny Status Message #95446

X says I won the lottery, then I woke up!
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# 29744 People who win the lottery always say something like, "I never imagined it would happen to me." Bullshi*t, everyone imagines winning the lottery!
# 141855 If I ever win the lottery and someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar and say "Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."
# 15646 I don't think I'm ever going to win the lottery.. I can't even pick the pen that works from a choice of two at the lottery stand.

←Rate | 03-31-2012 06:40

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