Funny Status Message #95347
X says Fact: Pirates wore eye patches because it took a while to realize a parrot made a better shoulder pet than a cat.
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- # 95215 most pirates get their eye patches just a little while after they get their hooks
- # 126535 If you wear a pirates outfit to PetSmart... you can walk out with a like eight parrots on each shoulder and they can't say nothing.
- # 96822 Hmmm,, So what you're saying, is that if the parrot is on his right shoulder,,, he's a butt pirate?.. Ummm, I'm only here to get my parking validated.
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