Funny Status Message #95103

X is A lot of ladies use fancy face creams at night to look younger, where as I just wear my retainer and read “The Hunger Games”.
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# 61876 If ladies could read my thoughts I would get slapped in the face A LOT!!!

←Rate | 03-28-2012 10:38 by BENDER

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