Funny Status Message #95034

X is Twitter is where you find a hit man. Facebook, an alibi.
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# 134544 I really don't need a girlfriend.... Facebook always ask what I’m thinking, Twitter's asking me what I’m doing, and Foursquare is always asking me where I'm at. All I need to do is find a way to have the Internet make me a sandwich!
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←Rate | 03-27-2012 13:13

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