Funny Status Message #94939

X says I need a drink, a woman, or a massage… or a drunken massage by a woman.
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# 122729 I don’t understand the whole concept of a massage. You get a woman to rub all over every single part of your body except the one part you really want rubbed on
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←Rate | 03-26-2012 14:12

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