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X Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-26-2012 13:46 by Marshall the Great
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