Funny Status Message #94564
X If you look at your shot glass as half-empty, not only are you a pessimist but you obviously have no idea how to really drink.
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- # 22283 I'm not saying that I'm a pessimist but I just took a sip of water from my half empty glass and I misjudged the distance to my mouth and cracked the glass on my teeth and I cut my lip on the broken edges and chipped a tooth.
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