Funny Status Message #94553

X is Great! I ate a whole box of Captain Crunch, the roof of my mouth is shredded and I can lick my brain.
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# 94786 I love Captain Crunch,,, and by that I mean I can't get enough of tasting the "roof of my mouth" skin... Two more bowls till I can tongue my brain.
# 156403 According to this profuse bleeding from the roof of my mouth, I should have stopped at one bowl of Captain Crunch.
# 171918 Nice try, generic Cap'n Crunch, but the roof of my mouth isn't bleeding....

←Rate | 03-22-2012 10:50

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