Funny Status Message #94064

X My drunk neighbor says he was attacked by a big bat last night but I was actually using a golf club.
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←Rate | 03-17-2012 15:06 by Marshall the Great

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Saturday March 17, 2012 @ 05:09 PM

Glad to see you Marshall!

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