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X says Gettin really tired of you emotional women on facebook. Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep
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Wednesday March 14, 2012 @ 07:41 PM

I bet you won't be celebrating 'steak and blow job day" :P

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