Funny Status Message #93236

X How to be a bouncer: 1.) Be an @sshole. 2.) Stand near a door.
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# 26088 I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"? Damn firemen.

←Rate | 03-09-2012 12:54

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