Funny Status Message #92836

X is can't stand my broom on the end, becuase my wife won't stop flyin around on it long enough
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# 92999 You can stand a broom up any time year round. You just balance it on the bristles. Oh, wait, sorry.... I've been standing brooms up on their own for ages. I must be some sort of broom-standing God. All bow down. Sacrifice your vacuum cleaners.
# 92455 that's it broom I won't stand for this no longer...i dont want you no more...i can stand on my own two feet....just go I know you will sweep some one else off their feet again:(
# 84929 I need to stop reading into things like the song "You're So Vain", probably isn't about me and just becuase she thinks you're funny doesn't mean anything but that.

←Rate | 03-05-2012 08:20

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