Funny Status Message #91399

X I think aussies were the first to jerk off into a sock. How else would they come up with the boomerang?
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# 129588 When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang. The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang.
# 173569 when couples get married they should be required to each give up 1 sock & put them together to make a pair of socks....later on if they divorce they get their sock back. "Master has given me a sock. I am free"
# 174556 I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

←Rate | 02-21-2012 02:05 by Nate004 , noads

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