Funny Status Message #90923

X is for fun text the last person you slept with and say "im pregnant, dont worry I'll contact Maury for us"
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# 133513 "Mom I'm Pregnant" White Mom: "WE HAVE TO GET YOU ON 16 & PREGNANT!" Black Mom: " I Done Told Yo Fast Ass Sleepin Around , We Going To Maury"
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# 62124 Pet Peeve #5742....It annoys me when people text me and I respond and then all of a sudden it stops in mid-text like your stopping in mid conversation...and then I patiently wait and nothing... it drives me crazy...finish your text or dont text me at all!

←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:45

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